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The Italian Who Went to Malta
The Italian who went to Malta
(read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer !)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go t
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws by Mercury46664 Kidnap the Sandy Claws :iconmercury46664:Mercury46664 1 2 APH Prince Arthur by Radittz APH Prince Arthur :iconradittz:Radittz 3,568 223 All My Fault by Nimfalas All My Fault :iconnimfalas:Nimfalas 224 53 No, the one behind you. by Mercury46664 No, the one behind you. :iconmercury46664:Mercury46664 2 5 Little Buggy by Mercury46664 Little Buggy :iconmercury46664:Mercury46664 1 2 Selene by thienbao Selene :iconthienbao:thienbao 2,547 105 Kamila by thienbao Kamila :iconthienbao:thienbao 1,642 63 snow.cindy - shoes by briannacherrygarcia snow.cindy - shoes :iconbriannacherrygarcia:briannacherrygarcia 2,985 801 Feirce by Mercury46664 Feirce :iconmercury46664:Mercury46664 1 1 Stuffed by Mercury46664 Stuffed :iconmercury46664:Mercury46664 1 2 Give by kris-wilson Give :iconkris-wilson:kris-wilson 8,036 47 Anastasia by kaminary-san Anastasia :iconkaminary-san:kaminary-san 3,906 411
The China Doll Interveiws - 3
“So we went to his apartment,” Adelle sniffled a little as Jack handed her a tissue. “I just thought that he was being nice. I thought, perhaps, I would enjoy his company that night. I don’t know why I was so foolish.” Adelle burst into tears and Jack jumped out of his chair to comfort her.
“Shh, Adelle, it’s ok. You had no idea. This was not your fault. You responded the same way anyone else would,” Jack said, holding the small shattered girl tightly as she cried into his new pinstripe suit jacket.
“I’m sorry,” Adelle sniffled again and wiped her eyes gently with the tissue. “So I walked into his apartment. It was on a street right off of South. I could smell Lorenzo’s thought the open window. The apartment was nice, too. We ate our pizza and started talking about ourselves and one thing led to another and we ended up in bed. Surprisingly enough, it was wonderful. Best I’d ever had. So I spent the night rather than
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The China Doll Interveiws - 2
“And when did you notice someone was watching you, Adelle?” Jack shifted in his chair and aimed the tape recorder at Adelle. She looked disgustingly at the little recorder and then at Jack.
“I guess I noticed I was being watched when I was at the park. I go there all of the time to unwind. It’s such a lovely place…or at least it used to be,” Adelle looked down at her feet and a tear streamed down her face.
“It’s ok, Adelle. You take your time. I’ve got about thirty tapes, each 80 minutes or so,” His hand came up to the side of his head holding a black suitcase. Jack smiled, showing off his big crooked teeth that looked odd compared to his small round head. His wide eyes squinted a little behind his thick rimmed glasses as Adelle looked up again. She giggled at the sight of the little interviewer’s expression.
“I saw him a few times at the park, lurking behind me, staring at me over his open newspaper that he was pretending to
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United States
Current Residence: computer chair
Favourite genre of music: just about bluegrass
Favourite photographer: Mercury46664
Favourite style of art: idk
Operating System: windows
MP3 player of choice: memorex effin awesome...besides ipod...dont have tho
Shell of choice: my hoodie and my blanket
Wallpaper of choice: my current one: a really awesome ship that came with the computer
Skin of choice: idk i eat them all....jk i like my own just fine
Favourite cartoon character: indecisiveness...u know the deal
Personal Quote: Pizza goldfish are not the best thing to eat first thing when you wake up
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
(x only two years) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Deviant Art friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 10

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 14

Level 10
( ) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 14

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 16

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x minor) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 18

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 18

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 20

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 23

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x i get reduced lunch...) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 26

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 29

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 31

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 32

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 32

Level 21
(x ice cubes) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 33

Level 22
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 33

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 36

Level 24
( they are spirits tho, just not people) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 36

Level 25
( what?) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 38

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 40

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 44

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 45

Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 48

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things (with your total in that blank spot.)


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Jasmiijn Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2008  Student General Artist
Thanku so much for tha fav!
Simple-Twitch Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008
np :D
Chickokitty Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2008
thnx for teh fave!! :glomp:
Simple-Twitch Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008
np :D :hug:
vampire22 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008
thanks for the fave ^_^
Simple-Twitch Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008
*np sry typo >>;
vampire22 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008
it's all good ^_^
Simple-Twitch Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2008
cool :)
Simple-Twitch Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008
mp nero is so cool!!!
vampire22 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008
why thank you i just love him ^_^
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